Top Definition
A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
by Pipe Downn May 14, 2011

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