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1.
A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be
Man that bird's a lard bucket
by alishabeth June 12, 2008
 
2.
Purposely grotesque word for vagina. Usually used in abstract metaphor. Heard almost exclusively in rural areas of the US, particularly in Montana.
"That pipe was harder to pull out then a stiff prick from a lardbucket"

"So I pull down her pants and damn her lardbucket was nasty"
by gonnagetmesomepoon August 25, 2009