Combination of Loser and Panzi. This is a person who is usually too stupid to see what is really happening in front of their own eyes
"Hey did you see that Patty's boyfriend had sex right in front of her, yet two weeks later they're still a couple?"
"Yeah I know right? she must be a Lanzi!!"
"Yeah I know right? she must be a Lanzi!!"
by MonkeyWrenchSpoon November 16, 2009
A super human that is fucking cool as fuck. Someone who is very poggers and loves to help everyone because they are incredible at everything. Frogs are a must. Simply the best.
by froggyblush October 19, 2023
Lanzi is a really tall guy. He do sports and loves to play videogames instead of being with his girlfriend. But she knows him and she's not mad.
Lanzi is funny and sometimes he goes out with friends. But he doesn't talk with other girls, doesn't he?
Lanzi loves music but he doesn't play any instrument. He's strong and good at sex.
Be like Lanzi.
Lanzi is funny and sometimes he goes out with friends. But he doesn't talk with other girls, doesn't he?
Lanzi loves music but he doesn't play any instrument. He's strong and good at sex.
Be like Lanzi.
by Renas1989 February 23, 2017
An individual who truly believes in capitalism and that would be able to do anything for monetary gain.
by RandomCapitalist November 21, 2021