When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013
The very arduous task of lubercating ones balls and slipping them into a females anus and having intercourse at the same time.
My girl friend likes it when I get freaky with her, she gets extra horney when I execute the German Lantern.
by Purple DogShit June 15, 2009
by Negative Zero 34 February 9, 2014
To ejaculate between a woman's breasts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the ejaculate glow.
by MemoRandom March 11, 2008
sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)
by marquess of carabbas October 8, 2007
When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 6, 2018