An oversized person in the vertical direction. Often these people are found with large toes. When playing soccer if a player has a very hard and long kick they can be described as having a langer toe
Dave u stupid LANGER!
Out my way U LANGER?
This kid has a langing toe
by ROREMAN DEE PIPMAN DEE May 3, 2006
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The definition of Langer is the feeling when somebody comes in your room and doesn't close the door. Basically it's when your angry but too lazy to do anything about it
I got so langry last night when my mom came in and didn't shut the door. I couldn't be bothered to get up and do it so I shouted at her to shut it but she didn't and just told me to do it and called me lazy. The definition of Langer is the feeling when somebody comes in your room and doesn't close the door. Basically it's when your angry but too lazy to do anything about it
by Thatoneguythatisfunny January 28, 2022
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1: Langer: Irish slang for a penis

2: Langers: Irish slang to be very, very drunk.
1. He's some langer that young fella!

2. Lads will we all go to the pub tonight and get langers?
by cheeseburgers2018 May 27, 2018
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Someone who goes to a party, and when they realize the party's bad, they run out of the party under the excuse they're late for something.
At my birthday party, we had three langers. I cried in my room that day.
by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019
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Term: A slang word used to Describe a Cork fool called Ruairi O Leary
by Ye fucken langer April 25, 2020
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A new verb coined to describe the process of having a new scope item or change in strategic direction thrust upon an unsuspecting PM, usually 1 week out from an IAR gate and communicated in an ‘oh by the way’ corridor conversation.
"Hey PM, are you still submitting your IAR documentation end of today?"
"I might need a bit longer... I just got Langered"
by BHP rep 101 July 12, 2023
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