landlubber 

Someone who was as clumsy onboard a ship as a person who has never been to sea. Coming from a pirate - it's very offensive!

Avast ye, landlubbers!

landlubber by Esmeralda November 9, 2003

landlubber 

a derogatory term for someone who has never set to sea and is worse because of it.

hand over your rum you filthy landlubber

landlubber by Bonnie Esposito July 2, 2006

Landsberger Exit 

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

Landsberger Exit by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

landenberg 

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

landenberg by lburger February 24, 2005

Landenberger 

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

Landenberger by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.

Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor? by pessimissia June 28, 2023

Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

Landsberger by picobiologist December 8, 2013