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Lagrangian Mechanics 

Lagrangian Mechanics is the reformulation of Newtonian Mechanics that utilizes the Lagrangian defined by

L=T-U

where

T= total kinetic energy of a system of particles
U= sum of the potential energy functions of a system of particles

In other branches of physics, the Lagrangian is defined as the function

L: TQ--> R

Where Q is the configuration space, a subset of R^3N
such that the action, defined as the functional,

A(q)= int(L) dt
when it reaches stationary value at {q(t)}, will male {q(t)} the equations of motion.
Note, int() means the integration notation with the limits of integration being positive an negative infinity, respectively.

It is shown, using the Calculus of Variations, that the equations of motion are in such a way that they satisfy the Lagrange's Equations of motion

D(d(L)/dv)-d(L)/dq=0
Where D is the differential operator with respect to time, d/dx stands for partial differentiation, and v is the generalized velocity.
Bob: Why is general relativity so tough to learn?!
Doug: Cause' you don't know enough Lagrangian Mechanics!
Lagrangian Mechanics by pinu7 November 11, 2009
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lagradless 

A Wattpad author wrote regardless wrong in a Ranboo fanfic, and prompted a comment chain which now is over 2,9k comments and still going.
The original comment was made June 12th 2021.

"im not going to scream lagradless but im not going to scream right now because i dont want to wake up Iris"
-person 1- "what in the hecc is a lagradless"
-person 2- "i think its your mom"
lagradless by Jaexie February 11, 2023

LaGrange Hot 

The misconception that a mediocre girl from LaGrange College is actually a hot girl due to the lack of actual hot girls there to set the standards high.
Guy1: Damn man. That might be the most beautiful girl I've seen all year.
Guy2: Dude you need to get out in the real world because she is only LaGrange Hot at best.
LaGrange Hot by jike56youtube4eva November 4, 2009

The Legrand 

When you slide in your employees ex's DM's while married, and your career gets fucked.
"I just did The Legrand on Ernest's ex."or " on sum legrand shit"
The Legrand by Hwatsgood93 March 31, 2019

foreskin lagrange point

the point where your foreskin is perfectly balanced, not rolling up or down
man Derek has a really high foreskin lagrange point

Manon Legrand

Manon Legrand - , is a video character from the Street Fighter series as 1 of the new characters in Street Fighter 6. She is a French judo fighter, who's also a ballet dancer &

fashion model.

Appearance

Manon Legrand is a French woman with short light pink hair , . She wears a royal blue singlet with red, white & blue streaks, with cutouts around her torso & hips. Embedded on her collar is a gold medal with 2 abstract figures, with 1 throwing the other. On top of her singlet, Manon wears a white gi with a blue trim, with the sleeves rolled up & the waist tied with a black judo belt. Her matching blue footguards & wristbands have white stripes across them.

Story

A super model & world champion judo, Manon is an idealist, forever seeking self-improvement in the pursuit of beauty. She struts the catwalk of street fighting to become the world's strongest model.

Fighting style

Manon combines judo with ballet, utilizing various maneuvers that involve her "dancing" with her opponent. Many of her attacks utilize her long legs to attack from far ranges, complementing her powerful close-range throws.

Manon's Level 1 Super Art, Arabesque, has Manon lunge forward across the screen. Her Level 2 Super Art Etoile is a series of flying kicks that serve as a powerful combo-ender, reversal, & anti-air option. Finally, Pas de Deux is a Level 3 Super Art command grab that has Manon dance with her opponent before slamming them to the ground.
Manon Legrand

Personality

Manon is depicted as being idealistic who seeks herself for her self-improvement in beauty and enjoys street fighting which she wanted to become the world's strongest model by using her main fighting skills. Aside from being idealistic, Manon is also shown to be snobbish & haughty , she loves to fight strong opponents . Nevertheless, Manon is not without a standard, such having a strong despise of people with hidden evil agendas.

Concept

Manon was pitched with ballet & judo Feeling that making a normal judo would be boring , Manon's design would be modernized with grace in her feet movements, making her distinctly French by adding ballet as part of their inspiration. Her French heritage came from the sport's popularity in that there , with France having the 2nd highest number of Olympic medals behind Japan.

Moveset

Manon uses a unique Medal system that powers up her grab-based special moves. Every command grab or Renversé hit-grab she lands increases the Medal level by one, up to a maximum of 5 levels.
Manon Legrand by Blu_leef July 1, 2023

Lagranus 

A specific form of leaky anus syndrome (another common and less derogatory term for leaky asshole) in which a severe itch is accompanied in the anal-rectal region in addition to the anal leak.
Jim is out of work today due to his lagranus. We pity his discomfort, hopefully his partner Tom will sooth his nerves with the help of an excellent psychiatrist.
Lagranus by tkanizzdizzwizz November 10, 2011