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lafternoon 

A time realm that exists between two people who speak to each other in "the present" but live in two different time zones. This causes extreme laughter in the individuals because the present cannot be two times. often in cohesion with nornings ( night-mornings - aka, 11pm-1am)
Boy: How are you this lafternoon?
Girl: Good, though you live in the FUTURE!
Boy: How are things in my PAST?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: hahahahaha
lafternoon by pseuleoderm October 28, 2009
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Lafternoon tea 

It is a bit like Brunch (Breakfast/Lunch) except for afternoon tea and lunch.
Guy 1: "After the movie want to go to grab some Lafternoon Tea?"
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."

AFTERNOONSY 

A LACK OF INTEREST AND/OR ENTHUSIASM TO ACCOMPLISH ANY SET TASKS AFTER THE LUNCH BREAK.
Hey John, did you get that order finished yet? I didn't Dave, feeling a bit afternoonsy at the mo.
AFTERNOONSY by Golfmad July 18, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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