Lady Voldemort 

A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.

She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.

Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'

Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...

Lady Voldemort by msbae January 9, 2012

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

old lady vagina 

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

old lady vagina by mcshells February 18, 2009

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

Lady vagaga 

A slang term for vagina.

Yo, I was so mad at her that I kicked her right in the Lady vagaga.

Lady vagaga by 25128 April 21, 2011

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) 

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS) by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

Lady Vault by Botina January 11, 2012