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1.
The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.
"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."
by Bic Chic February 04, 2010