1. Polish word for a log of wood used to describe a shitty situation.
2. In Polish, also used to describe a person that is a fuck up, usually uttered when such said individual disappoints you.

3. New Yorkan for $.25 US
1. What a kuoda! (what a crappy situation)
2. Your such a kuoda. (How could you disappoint me like this?)
3. Could ya spare me a kuoda?
by Gregor foka hunter August 20, 2004
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