A Kungle is a person who only wears throwdown shirts and spikes their hair up with gel. Kungles are pretty much pussies who think they're really tough, but in fact cannot actually "throwdown".
"Yo Billy! Check out that group of kungles at the bar, what a bunch of pussies"
by I hate Kungles June 9, 2009
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An intimate act of sexual intercourse, which involves tying a dogs to a bed, so that it lays on it's back with it's legs open and bound. You then proceed to lubricate either the rectum or vagina (whatever your vice) with homemade Vaseline, and make rough, dry love to the unlubricated hole. Then, before climax you pull out and ejaculate in the lubricated hole.
My girlfriend was away today, so I gave her dog a Dirty Kungl.
by Daniel Rose July 26, 2006
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