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1.
a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
by Tyler Clark May 01, 2007
 
2.
A bloody wanker, who everybody hates
Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus
by CommiePinko April 05, 2007