EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING MORE BORING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT "TUTORING PROGRAM'' TEACHES YOU "THE KUMON WAY" 100 QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND IF YOU GET ONE THING WRONG THEYLL FUCKING BUTTRAPE YOU. THE "TUTORS" ARE MOST LIKELY, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR OLD SAGGY WHITE WOMAN .
Friend: Oh hey, I dont see you out much often, whats wro--
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
by joag the supreme April 30, 2018
A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!
Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
by Ultra is on urban dictionary July 29, 2020
SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020
Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.
by opoks December 1, 2020
A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".
"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."
by an experienced soul December 12, 2019
A gas chamber for kids. They start of easy and good and end up as shit you need to do every hour of the day.
Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
by Random guy that died February 9, 2021
A soul-sucking, mentally exhausting after- school program where dyslexic kids are held captive, and given packet after packet of additional schoolwork to complete. Doubling or in some cases tripling their homework load. Kids who have to endure the hell that is Kumon are more prone to academic burnout, lack of sleep, and failing grades. Most of these kids will grow to despise academia and all of its worthless endeavors. Please never send your children to Kumon. All kids deserve to have a happy childhood.
by Momo97 March 29, 2023