when management tries to create camaraderie amongst employees through a group activity, usually involving food and or drink.
I would really like to skip out on that lunch meeting, but I know the boss is looking forward to that kumbaya moment. I really hope we don't have to sing.
by winkles76 May 21, 2010
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The act of standing in a circle with a number of other fellow jerkers, each tenderly stimulating the penis of the gentleman to their right while singing as many verses of kumbaya as possible before ejaculating about three teaspoons of peace and love all over the floor. At this point, it's useful to have a shamwow on hand to clean up.

Overall, this is just a great way to spice up those weekly spiritual retreats that are in danger of becoming "too vanilla" (i.e. spiritually frustrating).

Whilst the left hand is free, feel free to express yourself. Maybe tickle an asshole or two, or perhaps you could fondle someone's scrotum. Don't be shy, really explore yourselves and each other, and don't forget to have fun.
"Hey guys, I need my consciousness raised, along with something else - let's do a kumbaya jerk!"
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a naive feeling that all is good; a feeling that utopia has come down and all will be fine
When Obama signed the health care bill, a kumbaya moment,enveloped the democrats, and their eyes shined like deer in headlights.
by arjunasri March 24, 2010
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Knee-jerk thinkers, politicians and other individuals of the far left who tend to (a) believe force is never an answer, (b) talk about problems, rather than do something about them, and/or (c) be relatively uninformed about the facts concerning a given issue or situation as well as uninterested in learning about them.
I'm so sick of those kumbaya liberals chanting "no blood for oil"! Don't they realize that the matter is just a "wee bit" more complicated that that?!
by Aaron S. May 1, 2003
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Having hope that what you want will come
Brooklyn has kumbayament that she will ace her test!
by Madamme Butterfly September 23, 2015
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