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Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
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A man with an extremely sexy body. Often holds a job that requires the removal of his shirt. A monster in bed due to his enormous cock.
Girl #1: "See that hot stripper over there?"

Girl #2: "Yeah, why?"

Girl #1: "That's definetly a Kerig!"
Kerig by CowTipper December 9, 2008
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Kurighan 

A slang word used by aboriginals to refer to aboriginal slaves during the settlement of Australia
Drunk Abo: AYY YA FUCKING KURIGHAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I COON SWING YOU YA MUTT!!!
DERRIC: FUCK OFF CUNT ILL RAPE YA NAN WITH MY VB BOTTLE YA DUMB CUNT!!!

Kurighan Stick

A large sick often made of Gum tree or Steel that "Derrics" use to bash Aboriginals with when he gets drunk and wanders onto their land.
Derric: IF YOU KEEP HARVESTING MY CORN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING AFRICAN CHILD, I'LL GET THE FUCKING KURIGHAN STICK, AND COON SWING YOU SO FUCKING HARD, YOUR DEAD GRANDMA WILL FEEL IT! MUTT!
Abo: NAH FUCK OFF GET OFF MY LAND YOU DUMB FUCKING DOG ILL SLAP YOU WITH MY BIG FUCKING BARRAMUNDI MUTT!!!
A beautiful girl who respects other people. She makes alot of mistakes, but learns from them. People need to shut the f*** up about her and stop the rumors. She's an awesome person who's better than all you fakes.
" Kerigan is effing amazing "
" Ifkr? " xD
Kerigan by Itellitlikeitis94 April 23, 2011
Kurigames is dad.
kurigames by ZonedYeti October 16, 2017
she is beautiful and amazing, precious and gorgeous. Although sometimes she thinks about herself too much she is still the most amazing person you’ll ever meet she is so funny and makes you laugh constantly. Her beautiful dirty blonde hair falls perfectly. And her brown eyes will enhance you and make you fall under a spell.She is perfect!!!
“Kerigan is amazing
Kerigan by pellipst February 18, 2018