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Kroger Shuffle 

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.
You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.
Kroger Shuffle by Messenjah January 10, 2011

Kroger Sack 

A term used to describe a girl with a really big ass.
That girl walkin' away look like 2 raccoons fightin' inside a Kroger Sack!
Kroger Sack by hfdjsfhdskjlf August 30, 2010

Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy 

A guy who, due to ego or low intelligence, refuses to acknowledge that he didn’t get understand the joke, so instead resorts to insisting that there was never a joke in the first place. He will often criticize the intelligence of the person telling the joke on the basis that they were serious.
“Make sure not to use satire around that guy! He’s Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy, he’ll trap you in an argument you never actually made!”

Dunning-Kruger Syndrome 

Incompetent people who think they are intelligent, but are actually to incompetent to recognize they are are not.

as outlined in the Cornell research named after the professors who discovered it, the Dunning-Kruger Effect..

" incompetent people will:
tend to overestimate their own level of skill;
fail to recognize genuine skill in others;
fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy;
recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they are exposed to training for that skill."
Michelle Bachman has a severe case of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome. If only we have universal healthcare that poor woman could get help.

I know that Vice President Biden shows signs of Anaphylactic Agnitio, but I dont know if i would go as far as to say he has Dunning-Kruger Syndrome.
A code name for strip club. Effectively lets you and your friends talk freely about the titty bar without turning any heads.
Hey bro. I got a pocket full of cash lets go to Krogers.
Krogers by ChalieX November 17, 2010

Stormy Kromer 

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!
"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."
Stormy Kromer by CapinQueef October 4, 2017