When you find an attractive cougar at the bar but wake up in the morning to find that in all actuality, she looks more like Freddy Krueger than a hot older woman.
I met this hot cougar at the VFW last night but when I woke up it turned out she was a Krougar.
I'll never drinkJack Daniels again.
A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.
This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:
I got you in your dreams!
or
1-2 I just came on you.
Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.