A terrifying toilet experience.

Regardless of type, the nature of the expulsion is so distressing to the victim, that it can only be compared to the legendary sinker of mythological ships, The Kraken.
I was ambling over the hill, keeping myself to myself when I spotted a family having a quiet picnic under a majestic oak tree. I was enjoying gazing idly at their carefree enjoyment when all of a sudden I had an overwhelming urge to drop a concealed load. Panicking, I made a dash for a close-by treeline. Unfortunately this route took me right past them and with only a few metres to go I let out a little cough and regrettfully, released the Krappen. I have been having flashbacks ever since.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
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A monster of a turd that can only be compared to the legendary sea beast The Kraken.
Woah man you should have seen that three headed turd I just did. It was an almighty Krappen!
by Bowlzzz June 5, 2017
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