A Kraig Kross is how you describe it when a man crosses his legs like a woman. This man is usually feminine, with questionable sexual boundaries. Often times they will have a lisp of some sort and an uncanny resemblance to Beeker the Muppet. In fact, a man who executes a Kraig Kross is almost always a ginger.
"John did a kraig kross tonight."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
by the_slibs August 13, 2011