Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.
Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
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