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kotchski 

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.
kotchski by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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niche, cool, neat, hip
That slider pouch is quite ketchy.
ketchy by othiym June 19, 2014
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kotching 

when your chillin' in your house/yard. or just chillin somewhere
im kotching at ma yard
im kotching with this boy
kotching by Lady N-Tice June 7, 2003
Cheesy, campy. Think Precious moments, Donny and Marie Osmond, ABBA.
:I love gold lame leotards even if they're kitchy.
::Hey, did you know that it's actually spelled "Kitschy?"
kitchy by Jessica Tip. May 17, 2007

koochysack 

a small (though generous) bag of weed
"That koochysack should be enough for 2 blunts."
koochysack by Mizz Hoey May 10, 2010
Something that is really cheesy, yet cool.
Think pink flamingos...old VW vans with flowers all over them, or just something so ugly it's not.
That beaded throw pillow you bought is really kitchy!
kitchy by Sunset001 March 8, 2009

Kotch and blaze 

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro
"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"