1. A person who calls a beginner surfer a kook.
2. A person surfing just to look cool.
3. A person with a custom board, nice wetsuit in 70 degree water, that rides white water.
Kook says: Jesus Christ! these little kids are so annoying, those fucking kooks.
(verb., pronunciation köök it) : To make a fool of one's self, particularly infront of others. See also: kooked it (past-tense), kook (noun)
I tried to break into the safe with the excavator, but I kooked it!
a surfer who inhibits the enjoyment of other surfers. can be done in a few ways:
1. snake people out in the water.
2. feel they have the right to put other people down because they arent as good of surfers as others
3. pick fights with people to make yourself feel superior
4. dont follow the rules of the water
a kook is NOT someone who is a bad surfer. even if they arent that good, they still might not be a kook if they follow the right rules of the water and show respect for the other surfers. its not about how good you are, its about how much fun you're having.
Look at that guy, he gets in my way and has the nerve to start a fight with me. Whats with all the stickers on his board anyway? He's not sponsered! What a kook!
when a person acts like they know what they're doing but in fact don't. they use words like gnarly and bro. a person who is scared out in he lineup and doesn't paddle for any waves. a person who wears a saggy wet suit and cant make it past the white wash.
Jose: "yo wheres chris?"
kyle: "probably stuck in the white wash or back at shore"
Jose "what a fucking kook!"
A person who is socially challenged in the most common social gatherings. They often feel the need to put themselves out in the open and bring attention to themselves by: speaking about topics they know little or none about, trying their very hardest to fit in when they don't, using words such as "dude, totally, gnarly, and far out" all in one sentence, ride long-board skateboards and push with their FRONT foot (Whomper Style), or someone who looks up the definition of kook... probably because you were called one.
Kook - "Dude, did you see me catch that totally far out gnarly wave?"
Person - "Dude, you're such a fucking kook."
When a surfer chases seagulls into 50 degree water.
-Did you see that dumbass?
-Yeah, he's a straight up kook!!!!!!
Somebody who poses as a surfer and talks about surfing all the time to people who don't surf because they know that non surfers won't realize how kooky the person really is.
(In the middle of a crowded room)
"Drake, I'm gonna snake you so hard every wave you kook!"
"Shut up Jordan you know Im gonna bust an alleyooper all over your face!"