1. snake people out in the water.
2. feel they have the right to put other people down because they arent as good of surfers as others
3. pick fights with people to make yourself feel superior
4. dont follow the rules of the water
a kook is NOT someone who is a bad surfer. even if they arent that good, they still might not be a kook if they follow the right rules of the water and show respect for the other surfers. its not about how good you are, its about how much fun you're having.
kyle: "probably stuck in the white wash or back at shore"
Jose "what a fucking kook!"
Person - "Dude, you're such a fucking kook."
Normal Longboarder: "Today was pretty good, I had to sweep some shit out of the road, but the run has great corners to predrift or rail. My Arbalest with 78a 76mm wheels was doing great, the new wheels thane really nice. I was going to do some freeride but I forgot my slide wheels."