Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
Going in the back door just like they did to Constantinople. The special spice? The old residents will cum streaming out the front gate by the time you're done.
by CollectiveIL August 21, 2021
by D3f1n1t10n5 May 4, 2017
Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.
Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.
"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"
"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"
by Enig April 15, 2009
Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue! He has blond hair and blue eyes. Mostly a Russian guy. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and is a great person.
girls: Konstantin is really cute, he should be my boyfriend
boys: But you guys are taller than him?
girls: But still
boys: But you guys are taller than him?
girls: But still
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
by Snart56 April 17, 2020