United Kondom 

Two islands to the north-west of continental Europe. Full of uneducated redhead fat fucks and ugly hoes with funny accent.

This beer taste like shit, William. Why did you bought it?
- Becuase it is cheap and was made in United Kondom - homeland of my mentally handicapped ancestors.

United Kondom by Ahmed Adoodie August 29, 2011

No kondom karly 

A woman who spreads her Aids with glee

No kondom karly gave me aids

No kondom karly by Apple sours January 31, 2018

free kondom

when no mor school, clas over yee vri gondom

Mire : zavrsi casot deca.
da bois : free kondom

free kondom by kurotnazajak October 14, 2021

Kontominated 

When you get screwed over by someone you think you know.

e.g. : When your friend asks your girlfriend out on a date behind your back

Alternative e.g. : when a client offers one of your employees a job without asking your permission first

1. I cant believe John just kontominated my girl friend. I am so going to fuck him up when i next see him

2. Jeez, i cant believe that Hugh from XYZ Corporation just kontominated Jill from our sales department. I so want to knee Hugh in the groin but XYZ Corp are big customers of ours!

Kontominated by ColonelTessieIceBeaconThe2nd January 16, 2013

konomi 

Konomi a Japanese girls name(fruit of the tree)...intelligent..sporty and extremely kind.
Sometimes a little too serious and needs to learn to relax more....playing the violin is her thing

perfectionsportymusicalkonomi

konomi by Kauaiin love September 29, 2013

kondo 

used as a verb. it refers to purging things in your life if they do not spark joy in you.

named after Marie Kondo, career organizer, writer of the book "the life changing magic of tidying up" and star of her own show on netflix called "tidying up with Marie Kondo."

I have too much clothing. I need to kondo the shit out of my closet.

I kondo'd that dude I was dating. He did NOT spark joy.

kondo by rxl124 January 21, 2019

kondoot

Kondoot is a mythical polish creature, it is used by parents to scare them into eating their greens. It is said in polish myths that the kondoot is the alter-ego of a wise man named konrad but when he goes into the forest and gets stoned he become the evil kondoot

Eat your veg or kondoot will come while you sleep

kondoot by Rpatso November 19, 2018