Kolkhoz 

Originally a kolkhoz was a form of collective farm in the Soviet Union. Nowadays this word is used by Russian people to describe poorly executed DIY project. Such projects usually aim to get the job done by simplest and cheapest way, disregarding aesthetics, reliability and safety.

John: Did you fix that device you was talking about?
Alexander: Yes. It such kolkhoz for now, but it is working. I will redo this properly after I get suitable parts.

Kolkhoz by Islentev January 2, 2021

kolkhozling 

some weird shit that some dude texted to his hot awesome girlfriend. it might be in another language or it could mean a sexual position in which a girl tries to wrap her body around a guy's cock.

Albano: occasional kolkhozling
Julia: what?

kolkhozling by BananaMan323 September 6, 2016

Kolkhozan 

A derogatory term used to describe a person with poor taste, lack of culture, or rural manners. Similar to calling someone a tacky, uneducated villager. Often implies someone who is loud, unfashionable, and unaware of modern social norms.

Origin: Comes from the Russian word kolkhoz (collective farm during the Soviet era). Originally tied to stereotypes of unsophisticated peasants from collective farms, it later evolved into a general insult for someone seen as uncultured or tasteless.

Did you see how he decorated his car with neon lights and fake fur? Total kolkhozan move.

Kolkhozan by orlando_k August 19, 2025