Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

konkey 

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

konkey by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007

Konkey 

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

Konkey by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

Dock Kockem

Someone who is a cuckhold and romantically interested in the rapper Eminem. May also be a member in the maga cult. An all-around jerk.

Have you seen that man in the bear mask hitting people with a tomahawk? Yeah, he's a real Dock Kockem.

Dock Kockem by Thick Ricky October 29, 2021

konkey grease

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

konkey grease by Seth the gimp January 9, 2011

Kockenhan

Term used to state "My cock is in my hand", the trick is you shorten that to just Kockenhan.

Wholy ****, I have my Kockenhan!

Kockenhan by Xi Evolutions July 26, 2011

Konkey Dick 

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

Konkey Dick by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017