by owl26 January 17, 2012
He's driving a knowlton mobile. The party was ok but it had a lot of Knowlts. We're stuck eating this knowlton food.
by BobbeDigital December 4, 2009
(n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like it newayz. also enjoys hangin around the jewish crowd on the weekends. usually makes up the excuse "walking the dog" and "monthly celebrations of grandma's birthday" as code for really meaning "entering my penis in my dogs rectum".
"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."
by andy venooker May 30, 2007
(n.) someone that doesnt stop smiling. even if they were getting railed up the ass by a big black dick. although they would probly like it newayz. also enjoys hangin around the jewish crowd on the weekends. usually makes up the excuse "walking the dog" and "monthly celebrations of grandma's birthday" as code for really meaning "entering my penis in my dogs rectum".
"that knowlton over there sure has a big smile and even bigger boner watching that bull-mastiff walk by."
by andy venooker May 30, 2007
by The terminanator May 20, 2014
An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.
Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.
by Darrell DeMoss April 1, 2022
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