a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

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mark knopfler

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

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1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

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One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

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A firefighter nap. Usually done in a recliner in the middle of the day.

Jamie was so tired after that EMS run to the nursing home that he needed to take a Kneffy.

Kneffy by LT MB November 24, 2020

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Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

jack kanoff by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

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An insult used to descirbe someone who is being a complete chump, but still remains slightly amusing.

Look at John, he is being a knobface.
Yes a complete knobface.

knobface by Jellybaby June 11, 2007

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