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Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.
Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch
by shock. June 06, 2006
A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers
"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem
by coyneezy July 26, 2009