knob eye

The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.

While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to knob eye his girlfriend.

by weaseltowers November 27, 2007

knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 2, 2009