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Kick Anyone named Ira day 

On October 26th of any year you have the right to kick anyone you know who's name is Ira on the shin as hard as you please.
Poor Ira she is about to be kicked on the shin because of kick anyone named Ira day

knickname 

Knickname also spelled nickname, is an alternative version of the proper term for a name added to or substituted for the proper name of a person, place, etc., as in affection, ridicule, or familiarity.

Proper use of the term Knickname is demonstrated when one places another persons "Knickname" or "Nickname" in between their first and last name.
John "Insert appropriate Knickname" Doe
Chris "I stand corrected" Rakers
knickname by Smart Accountant October 28, 2007

National kick a boy named Jacob day 

November 19th is National Kick a boy named Jacob day. Any kid named Jacob, kick them.
Random person:“Hey Jacob it’s National kick a boy named Jacob day”
Jacob: “uh oh..”

Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery 

september 15
avery or ayden: why would you kick me

me: because its Kick a boy named Ayden or Avery

kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.
"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

kick ass and take names

This expression does not date back to Vietnam or the 80's. it is ancient in the marine corps and is what drill instructors did up until the mid 70's
My Drill Instructor could kick ass and take names."