Someone who imagines himself as a daredevil and quite witty...but in actuality he is a snot nosed, sniveling coward and a mamma's Boy, who still shits & pisses his diaper. He also has a single digit IQ and smells like an open sewer!
That guy thinks he's something special, but he's just a dumb knevil.
by Albino Trash September 10, 2004
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an officer of the law who rides on a motorcycle, chasing you down to give you traffic citations, as in "state trooper","cops",etc..
Evil Knevil hides in the bushes holding his radar gun snuggly between his thighs only pulling it up to clock your speed.
by Darb E September 28, 2006
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When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.
Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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