klezmer 

1. a Jewish folk musician traditionally performing in a small band.
2. Also, klezmer music. the type of music performed by such musicians.

Yo, for my barmitzvah party i will hire a Klezmer band to play.

klezmer by Alex Da Man October 7, 2006

kazmeraa 

The best person in the world

Y/n: who is that?
Random roach: OMG ITS ITS KAZMERAA

kazmeraa by Roachyroachyroachyroach January 15, 2021

klezmer 

1. Traditionally, a musician playing at Ashkenazy Jewish celebrations, mainly life-cycle ones such as weddings and {bar mitzvah] celebrations. In this sense, the type of music being played does not matter. From Yiddish; derived from the Hebrew expression, "kley zemer", meaning, "vessels of song". Pl. "klezmorim"
2. Since the revival of traditional Ashkenazy music in the US in the 1970's, the word has been used to refer to traditional Ashkenazy (mainly secular) music.

1. Although they were poor, my grandparents had a jubilant wedding, with a band of four klezmers playing drum, clarinet, violin, and accordion.
2. For their new album, the klezmer music group researched early recordings by clarinetist David Tarras.

klezmer by haidouk April 10, 2019

mrs.kezmer 

Mrs.Kezmer would be a mean math teacher ,She would call on you when your hand isn’t raised.

You:I don’t wanna be picked!
Mrs.Kezmer:Ethan answer this question RIGHT NOW!

mrs.kezmer by HMMmMMm Idk November 25, 2019

Jesse Kazmerick 

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.

“Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”

Jesse Kazmerick by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

klezmer 

a person who fucks retarded grandmothers and brags about it to other retarded grandmothers

"Why does Omar always smell like prune juice and denture cream?"
"My granny says he's a klezmer."

klezmer by hooleeoh November 28, 2013

Klamerdasching 

The art of making text disappear from within a purchase order by covering it up with a blank text box.

Q. "Why has this line of text dissapeared?"
A. "Because it's been klamerdasched by klamerdasching it"

Klamerdasching by tabbers123 February 18, 2010