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Klockbacken

A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.
Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!
Klockbacken by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021
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Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
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when someone is punched in the face.
yo he got klocked.
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Dude I heard he gave that girl a klockjob at the Halloween party!
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i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.
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