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Mexican kiss of death 

When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.
John: "How was your shit?"

Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
Mexican kiss of death by neo2k10 August 24, 2010

Kansas City Kiss of Death 

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.
"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."

Skull Kiss of Death 

When a girl seems interested in you but suddenly and inexplicably loses interest almost immediately after you kiss her.
"Is Skull still with that girl?"

"Nah he gave her the Skull Kiss of Death and then she just stopped talking to him."

Blue Kiss of Death 

1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.
"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."

Kiss of Death

The Kiss of Death was a kiss on the cheek to signify death of the reciever, delivered by a mob boss or someone with such influence.
Veto gave Johnny the Cheater the Kiss of Death, while stabbing him with his ice pick.

kiss of death

When a woman you're trying to get with delivers the fatal blow, signifying her interest only to be "friends" with you. From this vicious blow there is no recovery. Once the "kiss of death" has been administered, one may as well give up on that woman.
Damn.... Adam was trying to hook up with this hottie, but just when he thought he was in, she gave him the kiss of death and now he's home jerkin' off!
kiss of death by Brandon December 28, 2004