Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.

Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.

Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008

Klinger

The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger

Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klinger by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019

kringelig 

German version of cringy

Der Post von Rüdiger ist kringelig.

kringelig by FogFlare December 20, 2018

KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

KlingleHoffer by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

Klingelhoffered 

to get your bell rung

german for bell-ringer

"you got klingelhoffered the f#@% out"

Klingelhoffered by Latrell Brindell February 3, 2010

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

Klinger by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

klinger middle school 

A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies

See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut

klinger middle school by Paris091233 September 30, 2015