kleptokiwi
flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand with very sticky feet, greasy feathers, and very small brain
kleptokiwi by Pneuguy May 13, 2011
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Kleptokakistocracy
A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.
Some call our current administration a Kleptocracy, others call it a Kakistocracy, I say it's a Kleptokakistocracy
Kleptokakistocracy by mama_pajama_1 December 4, 2017
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kleptoidiocracy
A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.
kleptoidiocracy by littlebrownduck September 16, 2017
Kleptobicia
klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Kleptobicia by Panda Brother July 18, 2011
kleptoking
Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship
This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.
kleptoking by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017
kleptopigia
n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.
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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?
Get off my case! It’s in my nature!
Get off my case! It’s in my nature!
kleptopigia by gnostic3 October 20, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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