Someone who cleanses their face with rubbing alcohol, and uses jericurl. These people also enjoy eating other people's food, and when they can't find someone else's scraps they enjoy dining at Penn Station and Fat Cats. They enjoy "borrowing" their roomates' brand new air force ones and scuffing them.
Once a klabanoff, always a klabanoff.
by Jeff "Stormin' Norman" Shyken October 12, 2006
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