The practice of posting random, off-the-wall comments to one’s status in an underhanded attempt to provoke others into an otherwise senseless, yet humorous, conversation or debate. Of course, it could be humorless and meaningless altogether.
...isn't ready for this busy week. Or for it to be February already.
...was starting to feel like I was ready for a dog. Then I witnessed one have its toenail too closely snipped tonight. And the blood that ended up all over the living room floor was enough to make me wait a few more years.
...isn't really jealous of Mark or Mike's five-year pins. Guess I'm just Klaasbooking again.