Kitzler Dick 

A large caucasian penis, or one who owns one nearly the size of a negroid penis. People also associate this term with someone who is promiscuous sexually.

"Yo Tawanna why you all walkin like you just got out da pen?"
"Telishifa you know I had dat Kitzler Dick last night, I ain't gonna be walkin right for a minute! You saw dat nigga I was with!"
"Oh yea, and hes a white boy so you know hes payin your car payment!"

Kitzler Dick by Nigga S June 23, 2006

kitler 

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006

Kitler 

cats that look like Hitler

I saw a cat that had a small black patch under his nose and i bid black spot on his head with a white body. My friend said it was a Kitler

Kitler by Arugula37 October 16, 2008

kitler 

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.

Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.

kitler by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

Kutzlerity 

A particular type of clarity in regards to outlook on life that is the result of absolutely no knowledge of sports but extensive knowledge of Civil War facts. Kutzlerity is a keen sense for knowing who the bastards are and what would be the most hilarious way in which they could get what they deserve. A side effect of kutzlerity is the inability to say no to any type of persuasion or drinking competition.

Person A: I heard someone set the mall Santa Clause on fire.

Person B:Whoever did that must have had an absurd amount of kutzlerity.

Person A: I agree. Plus I think they were drunk and whistling Dixie.

Kutzlerity by Rusty Shackelford69 April 9, 2009

doin it kinzler style

take a giant block of swiss cheese, and a dude's dick and suspend them over a bathtub full of gravy, then do what feels natural.

Maquan: What did Le'a want with this past evening?
Jagarret: shit bromonium, she set up the most fucked up thing i ever saw. there was gravy everywhere. She locked me in the room and when i woke up there was gravy leaking from every hole on my body.
Maquan: Doin it kinzler style, eh? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

doin it kinzler style by bacon ftw December 10, 2010

Kitler 

An abnormally restless kitten who is, most likely, up to no good.

Friend: Why is your cat constantly racing around, knocking sh*t over, and attacking you from behind the futon??
Me: Because Scout's no ordinary kitten...he's a Kitler.

Kitler by lolomg2cute101 September 8, 2011