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A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Kissel by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010
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Kishelle 

A girl who is simply amazing. There are no real words to describe how beautiful she is, or how funny she can be. She has the cutest laugh and would do anything for you because she is also amazingly generous. You would follow her to the ends of the earth if need be. She also has a great taste in music, and can probably play some instruments as well. She is just simply great to be around.
She's the most amazing person I've ever met, must be a Kishelle.
Kishelle by powerpuffgurl July 22, 2010
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Someone named Kossell is typically a person who you can't believe actually exists, because he is just so breathtakingly amazing. He is genuinely kind, patient, and caring to everyone he meets. His beautiful eyes are dangerous to look into, because once you do, it's easy to fall for him. Being close to him feels like home. He's super funny and has a contagious laugh and once you see him smile be careful... it's easy to fall for him! You'll catch feelings for him that you never knew were possible to feel for someone and be excited to love him even more and get to know him better and explore the future together. :)

If you ever meet a Kossell, you'll never want to let him go because he is precious and perfect. His existance inspires you to be a better person. You'll find him entering your thoughts throughout the day and have little things remind you of him and make you smile randomly.
As soon as I started talking to Kossell, I knew was a goner - completely and hopelessly I had fallen for him.
kossell by The Corgi Farm October 21, 2019

jessica kinsella

A Jessica Kinsella is someone with typically brown hair and glasses.
She is actually pretty cool go be friends with her 👌
Wow that’s jessica Kinsella, how cool is that fam?

Minkey Kinsella 

Accident Prone
Minkey Kinsella: i think if you look my name up in the dictionary there will be the words "accident prone". doh!
Minkey Kinsella by MrWolvie September 5, 2012

Kishelle 

A name coming from the Greek Kassia, and the Hebrew Michelle. Kishelle is a name for a girl who is pretty and loved by everyone.
Kishelle went to that school.
Kishelle by Ella Marshall July 19, 2009

Luke Kinsella 

He's smart, witty, annoying, funny and A future Prime Minister of Australia.
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Luke Kinsella is such a nice bloke.
If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.
Luke Kinsella by Longwang68 October 3, 2020