To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.
We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.
by lordjulius May 17, 2009
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