Kamuffin 

An absence of karma leading to an udesired reprocussion. Short fot karma muffin.

You'll get your kamuffins.

Kamuffin by Benjamin Gift April 30, 2006

kermuffins 

n. (ker-MUFF-ins)

An uncommon mispronunciation of the word "COMEUPPANCE"

Typically used by those who have gone through their entire life not once ever seeing it spelled in its entirety. Interpreted as a well-deserved rebuke or penalty, or KARMA.

JOE: "I just boinked your mom"
GREG: "Damn you. You'll get your kermuffins"

(awkward pause)

JOE: "Dude, did you just say 'KER-muffins'? laughter, it's 'COMEUPPANCE'!" (laughter continues)
(JUST THEN a Velociraptor devours Joe)
GREG: "See. I told you..." (pretends to be a tree)

kermuffins by notpmoc November 9, 2010

kamuffin 

A punishment or retribution that one deserves or one's just deserts. Oraginally comeuppance.

Homer simpson: You can't talk to me that way. i am springfield's most powerful critic who will never get his kamuffins! NO KAMUFFINS!!!

kamuffin by Anis Russell February 9, 2005

SirMuffinMan 

1. Australian for beer.

2. The legendary Sasrobin slayer.

Krings: I could really use an ice cold SirMuffinMan right about now.
Kevin: IAWTC
Krings: You and I both.

SirMuffinMan by Gabba March 17, 2005

kermuffin 

A girlfriend who plays videogames AND cooks you dinner.

Hang on to her. She's a real kermuffin.

kermuffin by Networker June 26, 2006

SirMuffinMan 

A mysterious hunk. Hunky because he's from Australia, but mysterious because we're all staying on our respective hemispheres until we die. Also slang for 'nice ass'.

<i>Dayum</i>, look at that fine SirMuffinMan on that one!

SirMuffinMan by suburbangrump January 11, 2004

SirMuffinMan 

One who verbally beats the shit out of ladydeathscythe.

ladydeathscythe does not stand a fucking chance in a game of wits with SirMuffinMan.

SirMuffinMan by Ghett0blaster January 7, 2004