Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

Kippered by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

Kippered by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.

Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.

Kippered by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004

Kippered

To be Kippered you must have something go against you or something bad happens on your behalf.

I got kippered there!,
You kippered me

Kippered by J.Mrson April 28, 2009

Kippered

UK English. Drunk, high, hungover or generally messed up in anyway. Injured.

Man I feel kippered tonight.

I got well kippered last night.

Kippered by MrKipper October 9, 2020

Kippered it 

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.

"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."

Kippered it by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009

kipperdick 

KIPPERDICK: not caring, Not giving a sh_t, Not giving a kipper's dick

He doesn't give a kipperdick about the results of the test

kipperdick by innovate October 16, 2017