me: oh man that is one kinkylicious sandwiggy u got there! can the brookstar have some?
coop: no its my sandwiggy fuck off
me: but coop the brookstar will bang u!
coop: oh shit no *shits pants then looks down* oh no... not again...
kinky but delicious. like a sandwiggy
oh man u have one fucking kinkylicious cock!