Caribbean King Crab 

A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.

Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.

Caribbean King Crab by King crabber August 15, 2021

king crab blumpkin 

the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.

the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.

joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?

mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.

king crab blumpkin by me@tspin February 26, 2009

KingCrazyJam 

a youtuber who has been on the web for more than 3 years! Works on his channel with gaming in the area of, Roblox, Minecraft, Fortnite, Geometry Dash, and more. Throughout this journey of gaming he’s discovered many different hidden secrets. Btw he always yells in his videos so heads up for that! But overall he’s creative and has a well being in this world. So next time you go on youtube, watch KingCrazyJam!

Boy 1: wow did you see this new video by KingCrazyJam

Boy 2: yeah it was awesome! it bLaStEd my ears!!

KingCrazyJam by im cooler than u periat June 6, 2019

kingcrashing 

A cheap tactic used while playing online chess. In the final seconds of the game one of the players throws all his pieces he can at his oppenents king, checking him again and again in order to throw him off for just long enough to get flagged and lose the game.

only one move from mate and two seconds to go, my opponent started kingcrashing me and i ran out of time... fucker. censored.

kingcrashing by The Big LeChowski December 29, 2005

King Crab 

When you insert your index and middle finger into a girls puss and youre thumb in her asswhole and squeeze youre thumb and ur index and middle fingers as hard as you can together

bitch - "Ow!, that hurts what are you doing!"
dude - "just giving you the king crab"

King Crab by L Nuggga September 1, 2007

Alaskan King Crab 

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

Alaskan King Crab by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019

king crab kruichak 

when u think ur the biggest and hardest, but as big and as hard as a crab.

In travis's mind, he was the king crab.. we all made fun of him.

king crab kruichak by nick burg August 12, 2003