someone of extreme hideousness
man, you see that guy, he’s kilt.
by ava perry March 20, 2021
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Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania
Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash
by Whitetrashero September 12, 2021
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When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011
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dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 7, 2011
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p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 7, 2021
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The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
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A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.
"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."
by alone.ranger July 29, 2021
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