Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.

Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches

Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.

Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him

Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Kakastein

1 When you take everything too literal that you miss the point
2 you don't understand sarcasm

Idiot: you need help getting your car out the ditch?
You: No I like being stuck
Idiot: oh ok
You: you're a real kakastein

Kakastein by zonzey May 19, 2019

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best attack on titan character. He will make u feel better every time you see him in the anime. It is worth loving him. Also he is the most "human" out of the all characters.

Julia: OMG! Jean Kirstein is so hot!
Me: I know

Jean Kirstein by Iliincut January 17, 2021

kiirsteinjean 

The best tiktoker. She cares for her mutuals and is 100% amazing. She deserves the world and her content is funny.

Person 1: Have you heard of kiirsteinjean?

Person 2: Yes I follow them!

kiirsteinjean by Val did this June 5, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

He’s a cocky person but also a very sweet loving person, they are always there for you too<3

Jean Kirstein made my day

Jean Kirstein by Jeans gf ;) April 30, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best, hottest, coolest, and most well written/enjoyable character in the entirety of Attack on titan. He is a god and I devote my mortal soul to him <3

"do you like Jean Kirstein"
"yes"
"you're really hot please kiss me"
"OK"

Jean Kirstein by Jeanthemfstallion May 9, 2021