Named after one of its important ingredients this is a variety of napalm. It is more hot, angry and is very prone to failure. It is accompanied by a faint sound of "stay away from me goblin" mixed in music from "all time low" which is to indicate that this weapon has the ability to not only injure the person they are near with absolute fiery heat and anger but is capable of massively irritating the poor victim who is in the area. Fortunately this abomination can only be created under certain circumstances, including the melting of certain annoying, fire covered people.
Victim "oh no another kienpalm strike is coming our way its going to irritate us by burning me and exposing me to its awful taste in music"
by the man of fiery men September 1, 2011
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